Before Taylor Swift met Calvin Harris, there was a good chance you’d end up dating her if you just sat still long enough for her to eventually get around to you. One of those people was Matt Healy, the lead singer of 1975. He wrote a song called “Change Of Heart” which pretty much sums up Taylor Swift.
Lyrics describing a cruel, shallow woman include: “You said I’m full of diseases/Your eyes were full of regret/And then you took a picture of your salad/And put it on the Internet.” A source close to Healy told us, “She may have inspired some of it,” but [the song] “is about more than one girl.”
Whether it is or not, Taylor Swift will make sure we all think her relationship with Calvin Harris is Instagram perfect, so her next album will probably about a barista who forgot the whip or a person on Etsy who got her order wrong.